help, doc, my kid doesn’t sit still in class. he’s hyper. he’s got ADHD.
ok no problem. i’ve got a nice drug here. it’s Ritalin, a stimulant. it’ll set him straight.
you mean a sedative?
no, it’s a stimulant. like Speed. it’s good at keeping people wide awake.
Doc, Doc, I want him to be LESS hyper, not more.
yeah, i know. just leave this to the experts. give him the stimulant and he’ll calm right down. i have a PhD and you don’t.
well, ok then. would giving him a lot of sugar help too?